What can I do in the Investment Office?

Not get investment advice, regrettably.

You can amuse yourself in other ways, though.

You could watch TV, for example.

You can also look at pictures.

And hear the satisfying sound of the drawers sliding open and shut. The unlocked ones, at least.

You can even attempt to send a fax.

And turn the lights on and off.

Don't forget to also admire the art.